You May Be Cool, Oppo

"Jcarr" (jcarr) 07/28/2016 at 09:06 • Filed to: None

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But you’ll never be Val Kilmer, Sam Elliott, Kurt Russell, and Bill Paxton in Tombstone cool.

Ok, maybe not Bill Paxton....or Val Kilmer later on.

Ash78, voting early and often > Jcarr 07/28/2016 at 09:18

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Tombstone story! First time I ever saw the movie was on VHS about 1994. My wealthy friend’s dad had an amazing home theatre system, even by today’s standards. Two of us went over there to watch Tombstone and stay up late, but the three of us ended up raiding the liquor cabinet and shooting an entire bottle of $100 brandy, along with some other stuff (theory: If we drink SOME of a bottle, they'll notice; if we drink ALL of a bottle, they'll never know they had it!). I had never had a drink in my life before that, I was about 15 years old. After trying to play Zeppelin on his electric guitar for an hour, then tearing the felt on the pool table, we finally put Tombstone on (at a pretty high volume) and passed out on the floor. My head was right next to the subwoofer and I remember thinking "These gunfights should be keeping me awake, but I wish I was dead right now." Good times.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Jcarr 07/28/2016 at 09:18

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I like to think that Val Kilmer just spontaneously ceased to exist after Tombstone. Go out on top. Unfortunately I know that didn't happen.

StingrayJake > Jcarr 07/28/2016 at 09:21

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Let’s be honest. Sam Elliott carries this group of pansies.

Funktheduck > Jcarr 07/28/2016 at 09:21

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Doc Holliday is my favorite

Ash78, voting early and often > StingrayJake 07/28/2016 at 09:23

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When has that ever not been true of a Sam Elliott movie?

For Sweden > Jcarr 07/28/2016 at 09:24

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Hey look it’s this outfit before The Matrix ruined it

StingrayJake > Ash78, voting early and often 07/28/2016 at 09:27

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Even in Justified when he plaid a villain and inevitably died, he was still a badass.

EL_ULY > Jcarr 07/28/2016 at 09:27

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Is this movie a parody of A Million Ways To Die in the West?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden 07/28/2016 at 09:28

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You can still be cool in a trenchcoat if you wear a long silk bow tie over the collar - and a Stetson. That tells people you’re not fooling around.

Jcarr > StingrayJake 07/28/2016 at 09:31

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I loved Justified. He made the final season that much better.

Jcarr > EL_ULY 07/28/2016 at 09:32

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You shut your filthy mouth.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Jcarr 07/28/2016 at 09:37

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They ain’t got shit on Rooster Cogburn, either John Wayne or my personal favorite, Jeff Bridges

Fill your hands you son of a bitch !

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Jcarr 07/28/2016 at 09:38

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Amazing movie.

Ross Kraz > Jcarr 07/28/2016 at 09:43

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Nobody will ever be as cool as Sam Elliott

McMike > Jcarr 07/28/2016 at 09:44

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This is Mrs McMike’s favorite movie. I had to learn all the lines to be able to hold a conversation with her.*

*True story**

**Not really, but it helped.

Jcarr > McMike 07/28/2016 at 09:56

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So you were her huckleberry?

For Sweden > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/28/2016 at 10:02

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Resistol or GTFAC

McMike > Jcarr 07/28/2016 at 10:05

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Yup, I had I had two rings, one for each of her.